********Cadillac Eldorado 1990 ********* - $4000
Date: 2010-07-10, 11:09AM EDT
Reply to: sale-eytsv-1835482713@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Ok let me start off by saying this Cadillac is only available for purchase by the most pimp daddy of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible to for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o?clock shadow this Cadillac would look like Ice Tea. Its just that manly !!
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that Abercrombie & Fitck shirt that you had your eye on. It wasn?t meant to transport you to yoga class or linens and things. No that?s what your Prius is for.
This car was engineered by 3 degree ninja super-warriors in the mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the person that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn?t even consider girly man amenities like navigation system ( real men don?t get lost), heated seats (real men don?t let anything warm his butt), or On Star ( real men don?t even know what On Star is)
No, this brute comes with the things that true cruising testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. A heart thumping earth pounding monster V8. The kind they used to put in cars before tofu eating tree huggers tried to save the planet. White leather interior to make it easier to clean up after a night of cruising the strip in Ybor city. Automatic transmission so you can drink your 40 and out run the cops while hiding your stash under the seat. It saved my bacon on more then one occasion.
It has room to roll with you and 4 hotties you picked up on the way to the 50 Cent concert. Custom wheels and gold trim full of bling. Power windows, power seats, CD player.
The price on this bad boy should be a million dollars but I need to pass the torch to a true gangsta that knows how to roll. Only 4000.00 gets you this ready to go pimp machine.
There is only somewhere around 120,000 miles on her but she will long out live you and your offspring who carry your name.
Act now and I will throw in a pair vintage MC Hammer Paints, U CANT TOUCH these anymore. 727-753-9669
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that Abercrombie & Fitck shirt that you had your eye on. It wasn?t meant to transport you to yoga class or linens and things. No that?s what your Prius is for.
This car was engineered by 3 degree ninja super-warriors in the mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the person that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn?t even consider girly man amenities like navigation system ( real men don?t get lost), heated seats (real men don?t let anything warm his butt), or On Star ( real men don?t even know what On Star is)
No, this brute comes with the things that true cruising testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. A heart thumping earth pounding monster V8. The kind they used to put in cars before tofu eating tree huggers tried to save the planet. White leather interior to make it easier to clean up after a night of cruising the strip in Ybor city. Automatic transmission so you can drink your 40 and out run the cops while hiding your stash under the seat. It saved my bacon on more then one occasion.
It has room to roll with you and 4 hotties you picked up on the way to the 50 Cent concert. Custom wheels and gold trim full of bling. Power windows, power seats, CD player.
The price on this bad boy should be a million dollars but I need to pass the torch to a true gangsta that knows how to roll. Only 4000.00 gets you this ready to go pimp machine.
There is only somewhere around 120,000 miles on her but she will long out live you and your offspring who carry your name.
Act now and I will throw in a pair vintage MC Hammer Paints, U CANT TOUCH these anymore. 727-753-9669
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