OK....so first things firts... Ima have to Dwight Howard yall about Cinco De Mayo!!!
IT IS NOT MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!! ITS A BULLSHIT MADE UP HOLIDAY!!
this is what wikipedia has to say about Cinco De Mayo:
Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "fifth of May") is a voluntarily-observed holiday that commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.[2][3] It is celebrated primarily in the state of Puebla and in the United States.[4][5][6][7] While Cinco de Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride.[8] Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day,[9] the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico.[10]
So get drunk tonight yall but stop actin like its the 4th of July.
OH and the spot to be is Eddie's in Largo Florida if you are on my coast
EDDIE'S SPORTSBAR 1250 Seminole Blvd., Largo
Budweiser girls are there... $2 croronas... and $20 all you can eat and drink... so... FUCK YOUR CINCO DE MAYO PARTY HA HA HA!!!!
we dwight howard yall again!
NOW... for my next drop on how to hook up with women
PROPS!!!!
Now a lot of you may have used this method without knowing it.... you may ask how.... remember the last time you were at a club or bar and you had on a nice hat or a tight pair of shades??? Then remember when you were out by the dance floor and some random chick basically stole them and put them on her and either kept them lol... or made you talk to her or dance with her... or shit... even started up the conversation by talking about said hat or glasses??? THIS IS USING A PROP in the most basic form. Now i've been known to Use the prop... One of my favorite times of using advanced propping is when the song "WIPE ME DOWN" by Lil Boosie was big... i knew at every club and shit this jam would come on so i used to bring a little b-ball towel with me when we all went to the club... so now the song is on and when it say wipe me down... my friends are wiping me down with the clothe... when it say shoulders, chest, pants, shoes...im wiping them with the lyrics... Now you may be saying... how does this attract girls??? ima get to that... Now me and Dave's mutual friend Ernie is NOTORIOUS for the prop... one night when we all went to the strip club he wore bunny ears... yep... and you know them strippers took them right off his head and were wearing em on stage... shit they werent gonna steal them.. so they always came back to him... and then other strippers asked... whats the deal where you get them??? and of course she'd smile and point to my boy... he's gettin free lap dances and shit... are you seeing it now??? ok ok... Here is another great example... Last weekend someone tried to steal my boys hat when he fell asleep at some stupid house party in Jacksonville some random girl he met took him to... so of course my boy found and took his hat back... and instead of slapping the dude that took hit... he barrowed his WII controller... now yall know the Wii controller got a wrist band!!! UH OHHHH prop time!!!! so my boy ask what he should do with the Wii controller... im like... take that shit to the club or the bar... it was like an epiphany to him.... so he took it to the bar... to make a real long story short... he was gettin it in... the bar tender (female) gave him two free drinks... 10 girls approached him to ask why he had the controller... which gave him the opportunity to drop some funny lines like.. "i control the game" and " i got so much game i come with a controller" yall get it... so get a prop and enjoy the night tonight...
Now why would this attract girls!!!??? its very simple... its the same reason most girls that arent in the least bit attracted to girls kiss other girls... girls are attention whores... they need attention.... this is why the girl that just approached you after seeing your prop did so.
she just sat in a bathroom for 3 hours getting ready for the club!!! now she gets there and some kid with a damn wii controller is getting all the attention... so now she is curious... she wants to be part of the attention... you have to use basic logic and science while picking up these girls... you can get any type of girl with a prop... ANY TYPE.. super bad dime pieces take hours getting ready and if you show them up with a prop... they dont get mad like i said... they just want to be a part of the attention :) oooohhhh damn NOBODY i get it now.... now go get get get it and make her ECHO!!! like my dog R. Kelly say.
EXTRA BONUS TIP!
Talkin to Dave today some good props for cinco de mayo are of course the classic: GIANT SOMBRERO.... the one i suggest is a bottle of hot sauce... Here is a free line to use.... Grab a girl you meet by the wrist... sprinkle a little hot sauce on her wrist... now lick it off in a non disturbing fashion and say... MMMM now you are as hot as me! or perhaps... I didnt think you could get any hotter.....
ok folks.. use these tips... i swear they work!!!
Dwight howard them hoes!!!
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