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I always wanted to write a how to book on picking up bitches... today will be my first entry.
Let it be known that i am now all wifed up... but when i wasnt... i was the fucking man.... and i will share the many a ways to get great quality whores, groupies, tag alongs, party bitches... what you will do is start a black book or fill your cell phone with guranteed pussy in different varities and different flavors for whatever mood you are in.
todays first topic will be BUS STOP PIMPIN!!!
at first glance you'd say... ewwwww bus stop bitches are crackheads... skally wags.... and this may be true in your city... however in the cities where i reside in tampa and pinellas there is a class of girl that rides the bus that not many think of.....HOT ASS CLUB BITCHES WITH.... duh duh duh... DUI's !!!!! thats right folks... when you see a hot ass bitch at the bus stop... chances are she has a DUI. what does this mean for you...that this girl will more than likely get all sloshed and bang the fuck out of you for a steady ride. that is just plain mathematics... you are guranteed to get the girls number and give you yours... because... why would a pretty hoe wanna ride the bus??? she gone call you... now.. make sure you do not come off creepy.... ask nicely... what way are you going maybe i can help... thats a non threatening line. Also bring the car that doesnt resemble a rapist mobile... no SUV's or mini vans.. preferably on rims... i never get a creepy look and im riding chrome.... dress nicely so you dont look creepy... and have something on the radio a little sweet....i always jam some R&b...like 112... shit like that... but not too loud she cant talk to you... strike up a convo about the area.. where she likes to go out... and always ask why she is riding the bus... an easy way to get first pick up pussy is to make an excuse to stop by the crib.... she will more then likely want to have a drink or smoke a blunt or somethin.... once she is sittin on the couch relaxin the pants drop... this is such a tried and true method. Ive had many a threesome etc... with these class of hoes. PLUS there are new DUI's every day... think of all the fine bitches pissy drunk sliding out the clubs in ybor... they are ALL driving... and if the cops do one thing good... its supplying new hoes for bus stop PIMPIN!!!! :)
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