DJ NOBODY and McDAVE's Ear to Street: McDaVeDiZzLe'S Adventure at club PLUSH in Jasksonville!!!!

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First off lemme start by saying when you are walking up to the club and you see five motherfuckers getting their heads cracked and getting tased you are in for a decent night. So friday night my boy Ernie aka Big Erndawg aka Wiiman and myself got kidnapped by two females and taken to the ville for a night of drinking and booty shaking. Out intended destination was Club Aqua(which i thought sounded whack from the start). Lemme say we both were already lit from the tequila,151,vodka,hennessy,hypnotic,and whatever else my alcoholic homeboy put in front of me. So we decided we weren't gonna pay $8 a drink at the club therefore when we got lost on the way to the club and had to stop at the gas station to get directions it was the perfect time to chug four tilts to get the heart pumping and to continue the alcoholic flow. So after 15 mins of Wiiman cuddle raping random females at the gas station we were finally back on our way to Aqua. Now once we pulled in and we saw this club was in a Grocery store shopping plaza the second thoughts came quickly. Who the fuck goes clubbing at Winn Dixie? Everyone knows they are the beef people and as lit as we were beef wouldn't have been a good option for anybody. I aint going back to jail. So we precede to walk up to the club and notice the line has literally 200-300 people in it. Of course there was a second line with no one in it.....why was there no one in it you ask? Cuz it was the $40 a heas VIP line. There are no "Very Important People" that are gonna go plaza clubbing. So we get in the line with the regular folk and wait. While in line we do a little people watching. Right off I notice there are at least 8 females in line in nothing but panty shorts and bras. Im thinking maybe this place wont be so bad then the bomb dropped. A dude in line told us we probably couldn't get in because we were not dressed appropriately. We were both wearing nice collared coogi shirts and baggy jean shorts. We were in line at a hip hop club......WTF. So I walked to the front of the line and asked brutus the bouncer and he confirmed we wouldn't be let in unless we wanted to pay $40 a person. Me being the ghetto patron I am proceded to tell him fuck you and we left. So we went across the street to Plush in a multi club establishment called Bourban Street Station.Now upon walking up to Plush I hear a commotion inside and then I see bodies flying out the door. There's bouncers stomping heads and obe dude with both eyes completely swollen shut laying on the ground. Next thing I know I hear the repetitive clicking of a police taser and look to see a 300lb dude(in the words of TI) shiverin' n' shakin' on the pavement. So I look at Ernie and he looks at me and we both have the same smile on our face and thought on our mind......THIS IS OUR FUCKIN' SCENE. So we hop in line dressed to fuckin kill swagged up from head to toe. Every nigga in there had their hater shades on when us two whiteboys(the ONLY whiteboys) walked in.So we walked in and paid our $15 and hit the floor. I will have to say this is probably the livest club i have been to in j-ville, that is if you feel at home in the hood. I personally love the hood so i felt right on point. They were bumpin banger upon banger everyone from zoe,flocka,gucci,joc,pac,nate dogg,timbaland(that carry out is my fuckin jam right now). We were gettin our fuckin grind on on the floor reppin it for the caucasions. The more muggin' looks we got the harder we repped. We got crazy with it. Throwin it up. If they took their shirt off we took our shirt AND shoes off. We had to one up every motherfucker in there cuz thats how we do it. We were grindin on nigga's girls. Ernie was doing his trademark move where he gets low and gets eye level with a female's ass of his choosing. I was waiting for the riot to start but it never did. As a matter of fact we had gangbangers asking US for OUR number. It was like they all just discovered a whole new species of white boy. We even had a 300 lb bouncer with dreads come up to us and say we needed to take it down a notch cuz we was getting TOO damn live. All in all it was a beautiful night full of music,ass,titties,gang signs,fights, tasers,kush, and utter stupidity. I LOVED IT. If this is your scene you will too. I give PLUSH 4 stars. Best believe I'll be dragging NOBODY'S ass there real soo.. Well this is MCDAVEDIZZLE signing off for now. Fuck 100 we keep it 1000. Much love.